Watch “Avatar” Porn In 3D, Courtesy of Hustler

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Why are we not surprised? Hustler has announced This Ain’t Avatar XXX, a porn film featuring stars in blue, Na’vi-like makeup in the style of Avatar, shot in (probably not-so-glorious in this case) 3D and high definition.

The movie will be released on DVD and Blu ()-ray this September, but we don’t know much about it aside from the title and the DVD cover, featured below.

Before you say, “Wait, won’t the studio behind Avatar sue Hustler for this?” note that the film is probably safe from legal trouble because it’s pitched as a parody, just as the “Hitler Finds Out” Downfall YouTube () videos are. Convenient, isn’t it?

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Avatar was the most successful film of all time, and some viewers have lamented that they don’t actually live in the science fantasy world it portrays. It only makes sense that some of those people would want to watch a porn film, though it’s a safe bet that most of the people who watch this one will be doing it for laughs.

Roger Ebert spoke harshly of 3D cinema in the wake of Avatar’s success, but will porn viewers agree? Just don’t say “we’ll find out come September,” because many of us will respond with “What do you mean ‘we,’ kemosabe?”

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